The “No Trick” Trick

This is probably one of the simplest ones. All you need to do is that a few days before April 1, you should give your intended victim a hint or two that you will be pulling a prank, but in reality you aren’t going to do anything. Play this trick on your co-worker and watch him or her go over their seats, look over their shoulder and look suspiciously at their food.

Food Tricks

Some of the best April Fools Day pranks are all about food. Get some cartons and cut it to look like a cake slice. Add some icing, and leave it on the kitchen table or desk (if you are in the office). Watch as your colleagues try to grab a bite.

An even simpler, but no less humorous joke is to get the milk carton and sprinkle some food coloring (suggestion: put red in so it will look like blood). Place it back in the fridge, and when one of the family members pours some in, watch their reaction at seeing “blood” in the milk.

You can also joke with other foodstuffs too. If your friends love apples, stick some gummy worms here and there. Or you can try the salt and sugar switch; put some salt in the coffee or sugar in the fish.

Pranks with Pets and Plants

This is also considered as one of the best April Fools Day pranks, not to mention one of the funniest. First you need a walkie talkie. Now hide somewhere (in the closet, or in the next room). When your brother/sister/spouse comes in to caress the dog, say something like “Hey, watch it, you’re ruining my fur!”

This trick doesn’t just work with dogs or cats. You can also try this out with plants. Hide in the garden, and when the gardener or one of the family members goes there and starts talking to the flowers, say something like “Do you mind? I’m trying to get a tan and you’re getting in the way!”

Doll Tricks

The pet and plant jokes also work with dolls or action figures. Again, you should find a place to hide and when your sibling starts playing with her dolls or dressing them up, say “Watch the hair!” This is even better if it is a talking doll. For one of the best April Fools Day pranks, say something scary, especially in the evening. The results will be hilarious.

Other Jokes

When you are in the office, remove the ball from the mouse, or put a post-it under the mouse, and watch them try to drag the mouse.

There is of course, the old whoopee cushion, quite old but still effective. Another classic is the old sidewalk coin trick. Actually the coins can be placed anywhere. Just glue them to the surface and see the nails crack as they try to get them. Stuffing a balloon in the exhaust pipe is another cool trick.

The best April Fools Day pranks are those that are planned ahead of time, and with these guides, you can devise your plot early on. Just be careful though, because someone might be planning a joke on you too.

Candy in the Shower

This is one of the most famous and best dorm pranks. To do this trick, purchase a sticky candy from a local store. The candy should not bear any color. Remove the head of the shower and put the candy in the shower. Return the showerhead and wait for someone who will use the bathroom. When a person uses the shower, the candy will be dissolved and will be mixed with the water coming from the showerhead.

Rotten Chicken Meat Trick

The trick is very easy and simple to do. Purchase chicken meat from supermarkets. Place it in a container with plastic lid. Seal the container and use a knife to poke holes on the lid. Hide the container in the room of the victim. Wait for several days and the meat will rot. When the meat starts to rot, it will produce a disgusting odor.

Towel Theft

If you are staying in dorms that have community bathrooms, you should try this simple but fun prank. Hide inside one of the cubicles in the bathroom. When your friend takes a bath, get the towel or bathrobe. Go to your friend’s room and put the towel on the bed. Get back to your room quickly and pretend that you know nothing about the joke.

TV Prank

This prank can be done in dorms that have community entertainment rooms. Buy a universal remote for television at local stores. Stay in the entertainment room. Wait for students who usually go to the room to watch their favorite television programs. Use the remote to change or switch the channel of the television program that they are watching. Or even more devious keep lowering the volume so they think there is something wrong with the TV.

Reorganized Room

Reorganized room is one of the funniest and harmless dorm pranks. Wait for your friend to leave the room. Reorganize the room by moving the furnishings like bed, cabinet, and side table to different areas of the room. To do this prank successfully, it is important to talk with the other people on the floor including your friend’s roommate and convince them to pretend that they do not know anything about the changes in the room.

Joke for Loan Telemarketers

This is among the best short jokes ever to pull on a telemarketer offering loans. Let us take Luke’s situation for instance. After the agent offers the loan, Luke tells the person what a relief it is because he has just filed for a bankruptcy. Then Luke asks, “How long can I be worry-free about having to pay it back? Or do I really need to? I mean, is it similar to the last loan I had before my bankruptcy?”

From Telemarketers to Being Counselors

How about turning telemarketers into phone counselors? When a telemarketers greets, “How are you doing today?” cut the person short by a barrage of problems one is supposedly having. Such woes can make the best short jokes ever pulled on telemarketers. For instance, tell the person, “I’m glad you asked! I’ve been feeling unloved lately and Laura, the only creature who cared for me, recently died! You might ask who she is? Well, she’s my dog! And I’ve been feeling cold and lonely in this cruel world, till you called up.”

If the agent tries to take the conversation back to sales, just keep on enumerating one’s sorrows in life.

Telemarketing Turned Census and Statistics

When the telemarketer identifies self and the company represented, that’s the time to pull this joke. Ask the person to spell out everything, even the name and address of the company and its exact location. Then ask the name of the manager, owner, director, etc., and have the agent spell out all their names. For sure the agent will notice something odd about it all, but just keep going until they get frustrated.

Long-Time-No-See Telemarketer

After the telemarketer identifies self, pretend to be the person’s long lost friend, with matching voice excitement. For instance, the telemarketer says, “Hello! I’m Ronnie of XYN Services, and I’d like to…”

Cut him short by exclaiming, “Ronnie! I can’t believe this! How are you? Long time no see! Do you remember me, Jack? Way back grade school days? No, kindergarten! We were under Miss Appletorn Bush, our Kindergarten teacher?” And continue with this line of made-up story.

Instead of letting telemarketers mess up the day, why not try these best short jokes ever on them and see how things go.

Brain Damage

Among best jokes on earth on brain damage circulating on the planet is this: Choy’s uncle, Tony, was diagnosed with internal bleeding in the head. He was scheduled for operation and his brother, Choy’s Uncle Frank, called long distance to express worry. “I just hope he pulls through and does not have any brain damage after,” says Uncle Frank.

“Well, I don’t see any cause for worry,” says Choy somewhat surprised. “It might even launch him on a career!”

“A career?” Uncle Frank asks in wonder.

“Lots of people in our country walk the streets with brain damage without encountering any problem. Some of them even run for congress and are elected to office. Some even for the presidency!”

No Peanuts for Grandma

This used to be a story warning bus drivers who daily encounter kind and sweet grandma passengers offering them peanuts but is now among the best jokes on earth. A certain bus driver daily takes into his bus a nice and sweet grandma who daily offers him moist peanuts. The driver finds the peanuts kind of sour but eats them anyway to please the old lady. One day, he finally asks the elderly passenger why she keeps giving him the peanuts. “Oh,” says the old lady, “I only eat the chocolate covering.”

Old Human Bones

Here’s one of the best jokes on earth about museums. A man visited a town museum and viewed a human skeleton on display. He asked the security guard how old the skeleton was. The guard said confidently, “Seventy million years and four months, to be precise!” The man was astonished about the accuracy. “How come you know it that accurate?” he asked the guard. The guard said, “I started here four months ago and back then it was already 70 million years old.”

On a Strict Diet

Ever been on a strict diet? Here’s one of the best jokes on earth on observing strict diets. Molly complained on gaining more weight despite her religious observance of a strict diet. “I feed on spinach daily each meal, because that’s what the dieting manual says! And yet I grow bigger and heavier!” she told Lyra.

“Really?” said Lyra with obvious concern. “How do you cook spinach?” she asked.

Molly, looking somewhat shy, said, “I boil two bundles of it with some ingredients for flavoring. “

“Ingredients?” asked Lyra. “What ingredients?”

“Three pounds of pork chops,” answered Molly, grinning.